Site Privacy Policy

I hate spam.
I hate junk mail.
I hate it when others waste my time, bandwidth, and storage space with useless offers.
Or think I'm an idiot and try to sell me pills.

SO HERE'S THE DEAL...

This website (samparmelee.com) will not be used for any such similar moronic activity.

My super-duper Announcement List will be used strictly to inform
subscribers of what is going on (or not) in my life and career.
I will never try to sell you anything. Ever.

That is, unless you are a filmmaker.
In which case I will most certainly try to sell you my music.
But I still won't use the Announcement List to do so.

I will never sell or disseminate your email address (or any other user-provided information) to anyone else.
That is, unless I'm legally obligated to do so for some reason.
Or unless you are just a complete tool and abuse me or any other users of this site. In which case I just may:

A) Make fun of you behind your back
B) Sell your information to the highest bidder. And the lowest. And any other takers.
or
C) All of the above

But I will never spam you. Period.

By the way, you can unsubscribe from my Announcement List at any time by visiting here.

If you still feel like you're hearing from me and you don't want to be, just contact me,
let me know what the problem is, and I'll take care of it.

I am Sam-I-Am, and I do not like Green Eggs and Spam!